I love my brother. I told him I was bi and he was like “So? You are who you are.”
Is it ironic to wear a cross necklace if you aren’t religious?
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
Just read this on fmylife and started laughing a bit too hard. “Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, “Have you been a bad boy?” Thinking he’d say something kinky back, he replied “Yes Santa” then burst out laughing. FML”
xenons: some vaginas are pretty and some vaginas are scary but all penises are disgusting
mikkelbangmer: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my tongue in your mouth
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg